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Portia’s girlparts ready to be a portal for new life?

by Jul on February 20, 2009 · 3 comments

According to Star Magazine, it seems Ellen and Portia might be taking the plunge to start trying methods like IVF to conceive a child…saying that “They would love a boy,” reveals an insider. “But would truly be happy with any healthy baby.”

I’m still trying “the old fashioned” way. You know, two girls get in a room, and…well….

In my humble opinion, it’s the only way to go….but if they want to try this IVF, we wish them the best of luck. They might have better luck with the pregnancy thing…

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greg February 20, 2009 at 6:45 am

You crack me up, Jul!

I’m really happy for them :)

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Kelly February 20, 2009 at 8:53 am

if there is one thing I’m gratful for its that the ol fashion way doesn’t work. I can’t tell you how much I love going to the DR and saying. I’m 10,000,000 percent positive I’m not pregant. Remember I’m Gay!

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Dawg February 25, 2009 at 7:29 am

I told Portia her and I would have no problems getting pregnant … I mean … c’mon … us Canadian dykes have all sorts of tricks. But alas … that damn Ellen interrupted us.

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