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Advice: If you post personals on Craigslist, don’t do this..

by Jul on July 30, 2008 · 4 comments

Look, I’ve read the personals on the “women seeking women” ads, and you know what? They’re creepy. I thank God that I’ve got a girlfriend…but let me lend you some advice. 

First of all, don’t post an ad saying you want to “lick someone’s p*&sy,” or tell them how badly you want to “eat,” that’s disgusting. I don’t want someone who just wants random p&%sy in their mouth…tell me that later, when you want MINE in your mouth.

Saying this, I hear people complain at how they don’t meet women of “quality” on Craigslist…that they’re “crazy,” “unstable,” etc…but what do you expect? A normal, well-educated, wealthy, stable person is going to even attempt to hook-up with someone who is advertising by displaying one boob in a webcam? Sorry folks, it’s likely not going to get you the result you want.

Truth is, if you’re having that kind of crappy luck, at least go online and attempt to be honest and forthright – be yourself. …and if all else fails…you can at least LOOK at hot chicks, laugh a bit, and read about the latest here on grrlplanet. 

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1 Tina-cious.com July 30, 2008 at 7:23 am

I’m not even gonna mention that when this hit my RSS reader I was just getting on craigslist.

:::twilight zone music::::

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2 Jul July 30, 2008 at 8:43 am

funny! Just beware of those who post shots of their breasts on webcams…..

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3 An July 30, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Preach it sister!

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4 Amanda July 30, 2008 at 4:58 pm

In those lonely moments when I need to assure myself that I am normal and it’s just EVERYONE ELSE that’s crazy, I read Craigslist personals.

And if ever I’m ever wondering how I made it to 26 without an STD, I flip over to “Casual Encounters”

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