The perfect (and most annoying) gift has arrived. The rocket launcher alarm clock.
This thing rocks my world. According to the website, instead of beeping when it’s time to get up, it begins a vocal countdown. If you don’t turn it off, you create “lift-off,” where the rocket will launch and an alarm will beep continually until you get out of bed, find the rocket, and put the rocket back into its place. Don’t worry about it damaging your stuff either, the rocket has a soft tip.
Now, if I could only get that rocket to double as a “pleasure gadget,” this would be a steal for $25.


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This cracks me up! It’s like the Clocky that jumps off your nightstand and runs away – genius idea.
This would work for a week, until I decided to kill it because I’m extremely bitchy when I wake up … or my dogs would eat it … either way it wouldn’t last long.
lmao @ dawg’s post. Yeah, most of the dogs I’ve lived with would have done the same thing.
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