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SJP gets creepy.

by Jul on April 15, 2010 · 0 comments

I’m all for fitness. In fact, I kind of like the fact that Madonna is a 50-year-old ripped, beastly woman who could break me in half with her fist-grip….but SJP is going a little overboard in my opinion…into the range of Skeletor. I love Skeletor, I just wouldn’t want to sleep with him. So, SJP, I know your disgusting husband cheated on you and you’re likely totally self-conscious about your body – but take it from a lesbian, you had a rockin’ body. Just because your go-go gadget husband didn’t appreciate it, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be looking elsewhere.

Women are better. Try them, you’ll never go back.

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