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Sarah Silverman is not dateable.

by Jul on August 4, 2008 · 28 comments

She might be single again, but some things are just plain scary:

Jimmy Kimmel’s sloppy seconds? No thanks.

 


{ 28 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kelly August 4, 2008 at 6:03 am

Ewe. That is all.

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2 Jessica August 8, 2008 at 8:10 am

Sarah is awesome. That is all.

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3 che lynn susa November 4, 2008 at 8:47 pm

dear sir/madam;

*********

she cries during John Denver music — Sooo do I … ( omg !!!)

when i found out she was 37 and not 25 it turned me on all the more so …

she’s a grown woman …

mmmmmmmmmmm … honestly … sum mornings i wrap her invisible body around mine … and just lie there … ecstasy ….

respectfully yours,

de african magI templar

south of cleveland ……

poof =^..^=

blakebondxxx@hotmail.com

yaoooza !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=^..^=

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4 Jon November 5, 2008 at 8:17 am

How do I get in touch with this woman? She’s awesome.

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5 Marcus Aurelius November 5, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Sarah is great, and very dateable
she’s not afraid to be herself, no matter how weird and immature, and that is the hottest thing of all
besides she doesn’t act like that ALL the time
and i bet she is amazing in bed
with that big beautiful booty of hers

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6 Joe K. November 8, 2008 at 12:03 pm

What a gorgeous lovely ass! I had no idea she got such a lovely package until I saw this picture! Just wanna feel that booty next to me, Sarah, you are a bomb! No matter what your age is, I would love to have you maybe in my dreams I guess!

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7 Ken November 10, 2008 at 6:54 am

She is a very talented actress and comedian.
I always laugh at her show.

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8 sarahadmirer November 13, 2008 at 9:34 pm

Aahh, Sarah Silverman. The epitome of cl ASS.

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9 Amanda November 14, 2008 at 7:35 pm

WTF? Why will this thread not DIE! It’s five months’ old folks… come on! Sarah hasn’t done anything novel since the Matt Damon skit.

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10 Anonymous November 15, 2008 at 1:11 pm

“She is a very talented actress and comedian.”

Come on. What are you a christian?

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11 Kelly November 15, 2008 at 8:01 pm

I have a feeling Jimmy Kimmel is a bottom.

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12 B-lister November 16, 2008 at 6:32 am

I’d hit it.

That’s one crazy piece of ass.

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13 Pimpin November 16, 2008 at 7:50 pm

I would hit it too..
She is crazy but sexy ass F*&k

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14 Mambo Sauce November 17, 2008 at 9:37 am

i would fuck SARAH SILVERMAN’s face off…that is all

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15 che lynn susa November 18, 2008 at 2:52 pm

WOW !!!

i was in deep deep deep deep meditation today …

and i saw sarah’s face light up in such ecstatic joy …

wow !!! you should see her smile UP CLOSE !!!

and then she sat down in front of her computer …

and ecstatically twisted her girlish goddess body …

and then she looked up at the wall in front of her and inhaled very deeply … and kept smiling …

exalted …she walks on the clouds …

best regards,

che lynn susa

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16 eric November 19, 2008 at 7:50 am

i would bash it hard! wooh!

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17 Anonymous November 19, 2008 at 8:00 am

id fuck her sexy ass

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18 I Would November 20, 2008 at 10:41 pm

I’d do anything to her

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19 Anonymous November 23, 2008 at 11:17 pm

i love sarah silverman — she’s hilarious and enjoyed that she was on tom goes to the mayor.. very cute too

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20 Kate November 24, 2008 at 4:54 am

I am pretty sure this thread is currently being spammed by all five of Sarah Silverman’s friends and fanbase.

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21 your mom November 24, 2008 at 7:41 pm

shes badass dont diss her!!!!!!!!!!

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22 XRICKED November 27, 2008 at 10:31 pm

SARAH IS VERY DATEABLE I LOVE THE POSE I WOULD BUST HER ASS WIDE OPEN!

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23 john c December 2, 2008 at 5:06 pm

she’s really hot for an older woman, idk what all you are talking about. and what does it matter if shes jimmy kimmels ex? doesnt make her sloppy seconds, i doubt you’ve ever had anything that wasnt already touched by somebody, get over it, you’re never the first

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24 getstupidgodumb December 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm

i would bang the shit out of her

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25 Amanda December 4, 2008 at 7:35 pm

I am now convinced that if I go back through the IP addresses associated with the commenters above, I’ll find a pattern and discover that all the positive ones since August are ACTUALLY from Sarah Silverman herself.

Moo haw haw haw. Now I’ll know where you live!

… but, seriously folks, anyone who poses like that for something outside the drunken amusement of their significant other in the privacy of their own home has, uhm, issues.

Issues that make them NOT DATEABLE!

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26 Tom December 4, 2008 at 8:05 pm

I’d hit it!!

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27 Dontbesilly December 11, 2008 at 10:16 pm

She is the perfect woman. That is all.

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28 che lyn sousa March 11, 2009 at 6:52 pm

hi !

they had a “john denver” special on ….

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he sang a l l of his songs ….

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cry ….

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that is sooo r o m a n t i c ….

best regards …!

daniel paul woland

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