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Scarlett Johansson looks like an alien.

by Jul on April 2, 2009 · 5 comments

I’m usually a fan of Scarlett -she’s a woman who puts out, and seems like she might have sex with me even in my beat up sentra….but in these ads for Moen champagne, something looks wrong with her face. The other thing wrong with this ad? No matter how sexy, I really don’t want a glass of champagne from someone’s feet.

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Dawg April 2, 2009 at 5:46 am

Too much gold, not enough exposed skin …

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greg April 2, 2009 at 7:58 am

I think that she might be getting too thin.

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Kristin April 3, 2009 at 11:02 am

Definitely not enough exposed skin. :)
I think she’s gorgeous, but she looked even better when she was a bit curvier.

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Snoma September 8, 2009 at 8:54 pm

greg…..your friggin’ brain is getting too thin…no doubt about it. I may be wrong, now that I think about it…you may not even have a friggin’ brain!!! Ding! Dong!

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Slyppry Nippels September 9, 2009 at 11:10 am

I would so drink champagne from her delicious toes! She is one of the most attractive women of hollywood at this time! Alien? Come on man! She is gorgeous! As for not enough skin, normally I agree but sometimes using your imagination is more fun, and I certainly plan on using my imagination!!!!

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