I used to think there was so much work in getting a hot girlfriend. It meant that I had to be nice, maybe a bit of a romantic, funny, dress in my best, and woo her. It’s a lot of work, and I’m kind of lazy.
I realize now, all I have to do is drink more. She may not be the woman of my dreams, but after a six-pack, who knows the difference? Thanks Skyy Blue!
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It also helps to be deprived of clothing on a snowy mountain. They have to huddle for warmth. The booze just takes the edge off…
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