Everyone knows that Oprah would be the ultimate sugar mamma…but it seems like Oprah is bringing some other ‘assets’ to the table.
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For all you large breasted women out there (and those of you who admire them), Christina Hendricks may be your hero. Has she cured cancer? No. Has she rescued a cute kitten from a tree? Not quite. But, she has vowed to create swimsuits that actually FIT large breasted women.
It’s reported that after having significant problems finding a swimsuit that fit her, and her natural wonders, she’s just going to create her own line. You go!
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This was a picture I had to share with you from Hollywood Tuna. They made a fantastic point. Though we all love breasts…my God, what did she do to them? The poor things need some space. I’d start selling “free elizabeth’s breasts” t-shirts…but then, I think my ex might sue me.
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I couldn’t believe it when I read it…but, according to Alaism , it seems that a new cream promises to turn an A cup into a C cup within a matter of days! It’s called Strep Bust Cream, and I’m sure it does exactly what it says it does. Now, I can’t make any promises, but the next time you see me, I might look like this:
Contain yourselves girls……
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We’re a hypocritical country. We allow two women to have sex…if it’s in pornography…but we don’t want them to get married. It seems eerily okay for middle-aged men to fawn all over a “barely legal” Britney Spears in her youth…but we put pedophiles in jail….
….and now people are obsessed with Ali Lohan’s breasts? She’s 14, and while I love breasts as much as the next guy/girl (likely more), I know when those breasts belong to a child. Lindsay took to defending her sis on her myspace blog recently, whose address is provided by Star Magazine…
So, in refocusing to the more important issues…..in that same myspace blog, Lindsay also mentions missing Samantha, who is out of town. Keep reading Lindsay, we may be having a vibrator giveaway from Babeland coming up soon.
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According to The Register, German policewomen are now being issued bullet-proof bras. Why? Because although bullet-proof vests were doing the job, the impact would cause underwire bras to jutt into the skin and cause terrible injuries to your funbags. Not cool.
So, “Action Brassiere” was started by Carmen Kibat, a Hamburg police woman to get other officers to wear the bras…it was a movement to give the Police women what they needed…and you know what? It worked. The rules are that they not be used for anything “kinky,” but what is “kinky,” anyway? I doubt a little handcuff action with a bullet-proof bra is anything they need to be worrying about.
Besides, if that’s not safe sex, we don’t know what is.
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Mail Online reports that Kiera Knightly refuses to have her cleavage “airbrushed in” for publicity photos for her new movie, The Dutchess. They allegedly wanted to make her “more shapely,” but she did not want her breasts digitally enhanced. For the record, her camp stated “she is proud of her body, and doesn’t want it altered.”
Okay, I understand being “proud” and all…but did you have to leave your pad in?
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Medical News Today reported a recent study by The University of Portsmouth, revealed that many women are wearing the wrong bra either because they “don’t realize it, or because they are too embarassed to wear the right bra for their size and shape.” It can cause permanent damage to the breast and stretch ligaments.
So, be proud of what you got, and take the few minutes to try on something that fits you right. Your girlfriend will thank you for preserving those supple pillows for many years to come.
Here’s Dr. Joanna Scurr, the head researcher and Breast Biomechanics Expert, testing a subject in the lab.
Sweet gig.
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