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According to CelebSlam, Britney Spears just dropped $100K on a new bathroom. Even with a plasma tv, rain shower, life-size Lindsay Vonn cardboard cut-out and a wall-sized shark tank (my dream bathroom), I’m not sure how I could spend that much money.
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It seems that having sex with the formerly unstable Britney is worth about $10 million dollars and counting. Ibtimes.com reported that Adnan Ghalib (the creepy guy we knew was totally using her), is receiving an offer from an internet porn site for a supposed two hour sex tape shot in Mexico.
You know, this just sucks. She was clearly having some problems, and was possibly far too unstable to have given any real consent for this…but who is to say? One thing is for sure, I don’t think I’ll be rushing out to view a likely hazy, unsexy britney having sex with some skanky photographer.
When will they learn? If she just would have put out with me, she wouldn’t be dealing with any of this….and, not to toot my own horn, she’d be a whole lot happier with the result. Some things just need to be said.
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Britney has been known to swing on over to our team from time to time. For example, March of 2007, she was supposedly having some fun with some female strippers (metacafe.com) …however…she’s also had some major meltdowns.
Now, Britney might be on the upswing. Here is a picture of her over Labor Day weekend looking totally do-able.
No, of course I wouldn’t actually do her…have you seen the list of people she’s been with? Fred Durst alone is enough to make me say no forever.
infdaily.com
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Let’s face it, the most common roles for lesbian women on mainstream film are criminals, killers, and sexpots. Usually we don’t have brains on film or relationships that last…enter Britney Spears, Quentin Tarantino’s first pick to play a Lesbian Stripper/Killer in his new flick described as “soft porn.” While the selection seems to make sense, her camp seems reticent to say whether or not she is accepting the role on “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
If we’re totally honest, Britney is kind of hot on a stripper pole, we’ve seen her convincingly kiss another woman, and it isn’t so big of a stretch to see her into women…and kind of crazy.
Here’s Britney in her prime. She strips off a suit, tosses a fedora, and shakes what her mama gave her…awesome:
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