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Take a look at that thigh. I have no idea what it reads, but I’m guessing it says something about me. Of course she denies it, and tells the August issue of Vanity Fair that it’s a tattoo especially for Brad. Nice location. Then again, how can she go wrong? I keep reminding myself…she seems crazy and she has a million children. Stay away….it’s a lure..
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There are so many hot chicks who have recently split from their partners that it just makes summer better. Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and this one…Halle Berry. I didn’t used to be much of a fan of Halle UNTIL the breakup really – but she’s perfect. She always chooses the wrong guys, and that makes her particularly vulnerable to my hit-on strategy..being the shoulder to cry on. I imagine our conversation would be something like this.
Me: “Really Halle, he seems like such an animal…”
Halle: “Well..life has been so difficult since the break-up…and…”
Me: “I think you should stay with me tonight…I don’t want you to be alone through this.”
…see girls, it’s going to be a great summer after all. I’m such a great friend.
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Venus Williams has never had a problem showing off her bottom, and it seems the French Open is no exception. Lingerie, a ripped back, booty in full display, panting and dripping sweat. Tennis has gotten a lot more sexual than I remember.
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It has long been talked about that Mischa Barton may have a serious substance abuse problem. She’s had her share of terrible pictures. But, my God, what is happening with her face? The wonky eye, the pupils as big as a pin. Is this what drugs do to you? They should hand these out to children. It’s the best “say not to drugs” campaign poster I could think of. Just try not to dream about this image…TRY IT!
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Though rumors swirl that Lady Gaga has been relatively celibate, it seems that she’s discovered off the tour what we all already know. That fooling around with a nice looking lady is not such a bad way to relax.
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Come on…are you really surprised?
If you happen to subscribe to Ladies Home Journal (you know you do), you would have read the controversial statement that Jillian Michaels is into chicks. She comes across as honest, and doesn’t make it a big deal. Here’s what she had to say..
“Let’s just say I believe in healthy love. If I fall in love with a woman, that’s awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that’s awesome. As long as you fall in love… it’s like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love.…
(from Access Hollywood, she continues to say…) I’ve dated men and I’ve dated women. I don’t know what’s… going to happen. I hope to get married one day. I don’t know if that’s going to happen. If I fall in love with a football player, if I fall in love with a supermodel. Who really cares? I don’t really classify myself as anything, and if people aren’t supportive of this or that I really don’t care. I just care what you had for breakfast.”
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WTF is this outfit? Megan Fox is not so interesting to me for anything she says. She always comes across as guarded, and full of soundbites that guys might like…but usually, I like the pictures. This picture was a complete fail…and on top of that, I think her camel toe is to the side or something. I hate high-waisted things. It reminds me of my grandma. I love my grandma, don’t get me wrong…but NOT sexual.
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It personally horrifies me that anyone would want to get some of that action (can you imagine what’s going on down there?), but apparently “somebody” does, and she seems both hot AND smart. Page six is reporting that Lindsay has been dating a woman about 13 years older than herself. Indrani is a photographer, reality star, a Princeton grad, and a nonparty girl. I don’t know if I believe it given the ever-present photos of Lindsay looking totally trashed, but here’s a pic of Lindsay (in the mask) and her rumored new girl, Indrani.
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