Yeah, she’s hot, and you hate Ellen everyday for her absolute luck in snagging her…but you’ll respect Portia far more after reading her story. Her book Unbearable Lightness was called “breathtakingly honest,” by some, and I’d have to say I agree. I wasn’t even going to read it because I assumed it would be one of those celebrity books that really sucked, but sold a few copies because their name is famous.
It isn’t like that at all.
She talks in the book like a friend after you’ve had a few glasses of wine and things get honest. Any woman will relate to her brutally honest self-critiques, and her descriptions of her struggles with anorexia are just mindblowingly descriptive and frank. She just gets dirty with her illness, and she puts it all out there – freeing, I would imagine, for her. Anybody who has ever had body issues will find her an unlikely champion.
She also talks about her real struggles with coming out, accepting she was into chicks (which we are all so happy she is), and how she came to terms with exactly who she is.
After reading the book, you’ll love her for it….and maybe like yourself a little more too.
I’m going to give that bat crazy hippy-looking Russell Brand some props today. While going through an airport with his girlfriend, it was reported that a paparazzi tried to stick a camera lens up Kate Perry’s dress…and Russell proceeded to beat the crap out of him.
I would change only one thing if this happened to my girlfriend. I would take the camera…who wants those great shots going to waste?
I don’t like this at all. I think they might be “C” cups.
Take a look at that thigh. I have no idea what it reads, but I’m guessing it says something about me. Of course she denies it, and tells the August issue of Vanity Fair that it’s a tattoo especially for Brad. Nice location. Then again, how can she go wrong? I keep reminding myself…she seems crazy and she has a million children. Stay away….it’s a lure..
There are so many hot chicks who have recently split from their partners that it just makes summer better. Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and this one…Halle Berry. I didn’t used to be much of a fan of Halle UNTIL the breakup really – but she’s perfect. She always chooses the wrong guys, and that makes her particularly vulnerable to my hit-on strategy..being the shoulder to cry on. I imagine our conversation would be something like this.
Me: “Really Halle, he seems like such an animal…”
Halle: “Well..life has been so difficult since the break-up…and…”
Me: “I think you should stay with me tonight…I don’t want you to be alone through this.”
…see girls, it’s going to be a great summer after all. I’m such a great friend.
Venus Williams has never had a problem showing off her bottom, and it seems the French Open is no exception. Lingerie, a ripped back, booty in full display, panting and dripping sweat. Tennis has gotten a lot more sexual than I remember.
It has long been talked about that Mischa Barton may have a serious substance abuse problem. She’s had her share of terrible pictures. But, my God, what is happening with her face? The wonky eye, the pupils as big as a pin. Is this what drugs do to you? They should hand these out to children. It’s the best “say not to drugs” campaign poster I could think of. Just try not to dream about this image…TRY IT!
Though rumors swirl that Lady Gaga has been relatively celibate, it seems that she’s discovered off the tour what we all already know. That fooling around with a nice looking lady is not such a bad way to relax.
