You know how you have that one friend that never knows when someone is hitting on them? Recently, OK magazine quoted Selma Blair stating, “When lesbian friends tell me they’re in love with me after our friendship has been cemented, it always shocks me.”
Really?

I received a number of emails (secret pervs) wanting more of the Gisele photo shoot with GQ in my living room. So, of course I oblige. Yes, Gisele is a hottie. Next time she’s at my place, I’m making her leave the sport-socks on.
Carmen Electra recently told People magazine yesterday that “Pole dancing is not as easy as it looks,” and that she still seeks out “pointers.” Which, of course, I would be happy to provide…Call me Carmen.

This ad may be written in Russian, but hotness is a universal language.