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Tina Fey’s got your back.

by Jul on March 27, 2010 · 1 comment

If you don’t have the cash to pick up the April edition of Esquire, let me give you a sneak peak. The interview is fantastic, but the pictures are even better. She’s a super-cool MILF, a funny woman, and clearly a necessity to take to parties.

Who doesn’t love Tina Fey?

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Sandra Bullock needs to Drive Away.

by Jul on March 25, 2010 · 0 comments

I feel badly for her. She commits to someone, and they turn out to be a total loser. Not only did he allegedly cheat on her (possibly 3 times or more now), but he reportedly didn’t use protection with all of those skanky chicks. If I were Sandra, I’d be running to the doctor.

I’ve got nothing bad to say about this woman. I’d take her in a heartbeat. Yeah, she’s 45…but she’s just gorgeous. Wherever you’re at Sandra, we totally support you.

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Mia Rosing is stunning.

by Jul on March 12, 2010 · 0 comments

A recent photoshoot of Mia Rosing, for Harper’s Bazaar.  Some said this was of Megan Fox…but it isn’t.  I can’t believe I’m even typing this or that such a woman exists, but this Danish chick Mia Rosing is way hotter than Megan Fox. Who knows who the hell she is, but I’m doing a facebook search right now…because nothing says “love” like a facebook stalker….and random flowers. I’ll definitely send flowers (maybe with my picture stuck inside on a stick).

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Tiger, your wife is way cooler than you.

by Jul on February 20, 2010 · 0 comments

Elin Nordegren has been through a lot of crap with her husband screwing everything that walks, and I genuinely like her. Why? She stays out of the spotlight (unlike the whiny Jennifer Aniston who is STILL talking about her relational woes with Brad), and she isn’t “sexing” it up for the cameras.

Still, she looks better than anything he was caught with.

Gotta give it to her.

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Bar Rafaeli got screwed…(not by me)

by Jul on February 11, 2010 · 0 comments

In my humble opinion, Bar Rafaeli should have had the cover to Sports Illustrated 2010. Instead, it was taken by Brooklyn Decker…who is meh. Here’s the hotness of Bar. Not bad, eh?

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Which is, of course, the sport of Softball. According to celebrity-gossip.net, Reese Witherspoon was spotted out playing softball a couple of days ago. It could be training for a new movie…or, as I like to assume…she’s taking the small steps into joining our team. Should we send a gift basket?

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One of the most famous girl-daters in Hollywood is putting herself back on the market in a new funny video by “Funny or Die.” In this video, Lindsay places herself in the personals of eHarmony…

It seems like Lindsay has two things going for her: 1. An ability to laugh at herself. 2. A preference for going panty-less under her dresses. Would you date her?

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Kelly…there is no need for you to be “riding washing machines” if you’re desperate. I know that you are “officially” an Electrolux spokeswoman…but do they really force you to do this?

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