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Chris Brown hittin’ it with a dude? Looks like maybe.

by Jul on September 30, 2011 · 2 comments

I have really mixed feelings about this…I really want it to be true because he’s such a homophobe, but I really want it NOT to be true, because I hate him and don’t want him on the team.

Supposedly, he hooked up with R&B singer Martyn….who is confirming this, according to recent reports. Here’s what he had to say:

- @GoodBoyGoneBadd the DMs were truly sent back and forth. But that’s my business. Thanks for tuning in.
– @IzzyZolanskii @chrisbrown @treysongz I’ll confirm it. It’s all over the web. And twitter.
– @FireBombFenty @chrisbrown they are real just that someone decided to add a lil extra comment through Photoshop..why? Guess 2 b juicier
– @_KirstenBlease ofcourse Chris wouldn’t fck me…read next time…I FCKD him and the DMs are out…haven’t u read?
– @straythenomad sure man am ready for interviews and will be revealing a lot. @chrisbrown maybe u should speak up now n say something.
– @XoxoFxckYou well maybe if he had the guts to say something I would stop..@chrisbrown like I said u can talk any moment now b4 it all spills
– @intangiblelove don’t be confused I’ll speak my mind n say it all on interviews soon 2 com..@chrisbrown it’s out so just cal me b4 it spills
– @BeckyDoran_ they look pretty real to me…tho sum1 if not a mag tried switching something up to make it bigger.
– @_Ryanchris can’t say/give info till I finish interviews :) stay tuned. Am da 1stChris brown alleged lover to come forward with a face damn”

Here are some DMs that allegedly happened between the two (from The Superficial).

 

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George dumps this…confirms my gay theory.

by Jul on June 22, 2011 · 2 comments

I won’t even bother posting a bikini pic of this chick because it would literally explode your mind. She’s hot, edgy, and seems a very cool woman…and according to The Superficial, George Clooney dumped her. He’s the Oprah Winfrey of Hollywood men…ever wonder why he has his primary home abroad, is sometimes photographed with shirtless men, and never has a woman for very long? George, it’s time…you’ll feel so much better.

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Breaking News: Being Gay makes you a model citizen.

by Jul on August 4, 2008 · 3 comments

According to Los Angeles Police Chief, William Bratton, Hollywood has calmed down a bit…but why? He stated to KNBC-TV, “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

BBC reports that Lindsay was mad over the remark and stated that “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Lindsay, you’ve been caught in various compromising positions over the years, but THIS you take issue with? Be quiet and just lean forward a little more…

…there’s my good citizen.

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