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She knows women rock.

by Jul on June 18, 2008 · 0 comments

In a surprising comment, mom-to-be Angelina Jolie stated when asked about love scenes in her new movie by MTVnews.com that “Well, you know Brad was … I’ll always prefer rolling around on the floor with him than any other man,” she said. “You know, in general.”

“Any other man?” “In general?”

This is obviously an admission that she’d rather be doing chicks.

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In memory of the hot Angelina that actually was doing chicks. 

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When I used to see pictures like this in the Inquirer, or other magazines, I always assumed that the “other lady” with Jodie and the kids was the old nanny, housekeeper, or helper….and that Jodie’s girlfriend was some hot muffin at home just waiting for her in scanty lingerie. 

Turns out I was wrong…terribly, terribly wrong. 

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Anne Heche is poor.

by Jul on May 16, 2008 · 1 comment

Declaring that she is $364,000 in debt and only has $35,000 in the bank. 

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Well, I’ll take what’s in the bank, and we can have a little fun, but I’m not doing that silly “let’s dress up as an alien” thing you made me do last time.   

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Oprah isn’t a bad sugar mama.

by Jul on May 15, 2008 · 1 comment

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Oprah recently purchased her “friend” Gayle a $7.1 Million Penthouse in New York City. Isn’t it funny how they both are not married, will not marry, and Gayle reported (on Oprah.com with Lisa Kogan in 2006) that “If Oprah were a man, I would marry her.” 

I say Gayle is a top.  

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Larry, Larry…it’s okay to like it.

by Jul on February 12, 2008 · 0 comments

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I’m not sure why the Senator Larry Craig from Idaho decided to declare “I’m not gay” rather than “I didn’t do it” as one of the first things out of his mouth when he is asked for a public statement. You know, there’s nothing wrong with anal sex or oral sex…but there is something definitely wrong with this guy engaging in it.

Creepy

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