It seems that EvilBeetgossip.com is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is postponing her hearings because of Easter Weekend, and of course, her religious observances as a Catholic.
If this is what Catholic looks like, I might be in. The drugs, the sex… just think of the Easter parties! Egg hunts filled with coke, drinking the alcohol-infused juice, and sitting on the bunny’s lap that will inevitably take a creepy turn into a video keepsake.
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Lindsay, at this point, I just hope you’re doing your afternoon prayers….but I fear, you are not.
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Here are some grainy shots from News of the World that report that in 2007 this is Lindsay Lohan having an intimate moment with Paris Hilton:
It is little wonder to me, then that we then see her using what appears to be heroin in the same bout of film (could you imagine making out with Paris?):
Like I said, although these were reportedly taken in 2007…and though I make fun of her, it really is becoming obvious that Lindsay Lohan is not just a spoiled, overspending, entitled, possibly bisexual woman….but rather a self-loathing, addicted, confused, and out of control woman.
We wish you well Lindsay…get it together.
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After two failed drug tests (reportedly for Cocaine and Adderall), and supposedly going “straight to jail” if she violated… somehow the miraculous Lindsay Lohan does it again. No jail time. If I did this much blow, I’d have been locked up for life. Are you outraged or happy for the girl?
She’s a firecrotch magician I tell you.
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I’m as shocked to be writing this as the next person…but if you’re into scrappy, fighting, possibly addicted and unstable chicks…it seems Lindsay might not be a bad choice. There are pictures where she looks 80 yrs old, and those where she looks pretty sexy. I thought I’d spare you and post the newest sexy one…courtesy of evilbeet.com from a recent photoshoot at Purple Magazine.
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The Sun reports that Samantha Ronson announced to partiers at Chateau Marmont that “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
She was a DJ at a recent event, and the speculation is that she intends to marry Lindsay in the next 6 months, which would be quite cool.
While I hope that Lindsay finally comes out with it already, and that young lesbians everywhere will have a role model for PDA and the benefits of married nookie, I’m not getting my hopes up just yet.
the sun.com
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We’re a hypocritical country. We allow two women to have sex…if it’s in pornography…but we don’t want them to get married. It seems eerily okay for middle-aged men to fawn all over a “barely legal” Britney Spears in her youth…but we put pedophiles in jail….
….and now people are obsessed with Ali Lohan’s breasts? She’s 14, and while I love breasts as much as the next guy/girl (likely more), I know when those breasts belong to a child. Lindsay took to defending her sis on her myspace blog recently, whose address is provided by Star Magazine…
So, in refocusing to the more important issues…..in that same myspace blog, Lindsay also mentions missing Samantha, who is out of town. Keep reading Lindsay, we may be having a vibrator giveaway from Babeland coming up soon.
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Star magazine online is reporting that Lindsay Lohan refused to pose with singer Kate Perry (who sings the catchy but annoying “I kissed a girl” song).
Almost every lesbian out there hates the message of that song…and certainly….would never be caught dead with Kate Perry. Does this seal the deal? Can we finally say she’s into chicks already?
*note: for commenter “muppet,” it seems that, for Samantha, the hair does not come with the hat as suspected.
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