I don’t know if you’ve seen them, but Megan Fox is now the face (or should I say the “vagina”) of Armani. So, we’ll get to be seeing a lot more of her in her underwear. Armani sells more underwear, and we get to see a hot half-naked chick all around town on huge posters for free…everyone wins.

You see, God does answer prayers….chinadaily.com reports that Megan Fox once fell for a female stripper named Nikita who she had a bit of a fling with at the age of 18 – so their might be hope for me yet. In the upcoming issue of GQ, Megan says:
“I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl…”
Unfortunately, she is engaged to Brian Austin Green. However, the deal isn’t sealed yet……
Where was she when I was studying in my college library?
