Seems like Mel Gibson has done it again. According to TMZ.com, Mel was recorded, screaming at his girlfriend and baby’s mother, Oksana Grigorieva, “You look like a f*king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault.”
Another reason to choose the beaver.

The clue for me of her downward spiral, was when I read that she fell into a cactus when drunk earlier. But then again, I’m quick like that. Has anyone else noticed that Lindsay is AGAIN out of control. Here is her recently leaving a bar in Beverly Hills. I can hear her liver crying from here.
Now, either she’s on the sauce again, or she has lost all use of her legs. I’m actually hoping it is the latter…because at least then, she might live another few years.

I feel badly for her. She commits to someone, and they turn out to be a total loser. Not only did he allegedly cheat on her (possibly 3 times or more now), but he reportedly didn’t use protection with all of those skanky chicks. If I were Sandra, I’d be running to the doctor.
I’ve got nothing bad to say about this woman. I’d take her in a heartbeat. Yeah, she’s 45…but she’s just gorgeous. Wherever you’re at Sandra, we totally support you.
I may be going away for a while…to Argentina. According to Mercopress.com, Valeria Mazza is under investigation by the Argentine Government for possibly shafting them for about $2 million in unpaid taxes.
Should she be found guilty, I have a personal aircraft on standby, and lots of crimes to commit to join her in our sweet South American lovenest. Mommy’s coming…

It seems Courtenay Semel ditched Tila Tequila after cheating on her, according to Transworldnews.com. Which, who can blame her. Having sex with a knome, even for publicity, has got to wear on you.
The good news and bad news is that Courtenay seems available. The good news is that she has tons of cash, being the daughter of Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel. The bad news is that you get Tila’s sloppy seconds.
You’ve got to be a woman with a stomach of steel.

At the VMA music awards, Kate Perry showed up wearing something unusual…and methinks she was attempting to copy my hero, Wonder Woman. Don’t even go there Katy….don’t even.
Kate Perry:

Wonder Woman…full of REAL awesomeness:

We’ve all seen the hot prison sex scenes from the L word, and if Marion Jones was getting any, she’s said her tearful goodbye to her comrads for the last time. Nbcsports.com reported that Friday, Marion was released from prison after serving her term for lying about steroid use between the year 2000 and 2001. She gave back her three Gold Medals and two Bronze Medals she earned at the 2000 Olympic Games.
Why is it, that the chicks who are always in those prison sex scenes are so ripped? I mean, remember Rachel Shelly’s prison girlfriend? She was doing push-ups like crazy…and check out Marion Jones. If she were still incarcerated, I just might have to “accidentally” steal something…
She’s a beast…but I think she would fast become my little teddy bear – or, a more likely scenario, I would just end up spit-shining her shoes at will. whatever…it couldn’t be all bad.

Jennifer Saginor has an upcoming novel that references the aftermath of neglectful parenting, called “Medicated.”…but is she the only one who notices when parents go awry? Apparently not.
Sometimes people need to call it as they see it. Anderson Cooper was on Regis & Kelly, and named the reality show “Living Lohan,” a “train wreck,” referring to it as one show where the mother is constantly referring to a person [Lindsay] who is not in the show, trying to create a show for herself around a daughter who isn’t even there. He also made some other remarks Dina did not like.
Let me tell you what we don’t like…
Parents who live vicariously through their children. Yes Dina, your daughter is hot, she’s fun, and she’s even (allegedly) getting some girl nookie…but…that is her life, not yours.
Dina, if you’re trying to be 16 again, your moment has passed. Isn’t this just embarassing?
