How do you not love Elizabeth Edwards? Regardless of your political views, she fought back against insults from Ann Coulter, and has stood by her spouse in his run for President even though she has cancer. She’s one tough chick, and one great partner.
Recently, the press has been all over this story…that John Edwards, her husband, cheated on her. What does Elizabeth say? According to Daily Kos, Elizabeth writes that despite the attention now, she knew about the affair in 2006 and stated that, “Although John believes he should stand alone and take the consequences of his action now, when the door closes behind him, he has his family waiting for him.”
I would also have something waiting for him…and it wouldn’t be a family. It would be a note taped to this woman in a chair, stating: “your new spouse.”

365gay.com reports that even though Marriage is now legal in two states for same-sex couples, they won’t be counted as married in the 2010 census….but “reclassified” as unmarried and just living with someone of the same-sex.
Due to the Defense of Marriage Act, even if they are legally married in their state, married same-sex couples are not recognized on a federal level.
Welcome to America?

Don’t you just love this guy?
Usually, I’m not a fan of the pageants. They’re catty, and let’s face it, pretty silly. What I do like, is a parade of women in hot outfits, and the predictably bad behavior of the winners. Elyse Umemoto was Miss Washington in 2007, and second runner-up in the 2008 Miss America.
TMZ.com reports that she ran on a platform of “women’s empowerment.” We like that.
The question is, why does she wear that crown everywhere? Those jeweled tips, at some point, will be rather awkward – a big ouch “downstairs,” if you know what I mean:
Times Online reported yesterday that Heinz pulled their British television ads for Mayonnaise, due to 200 complaints made to that it was “offensive.” The commercial ended with two men in a brief kiss.
Alan Simpson, a hero in the UK, stated on NPR yesterday that he wants the commercial reinstated. He said that it gives the wrong message to say that if the public disagrees with same-sex relationships that they will go away. Same-sex unions are legally recognized in the UK.
Here is the commercial causing the uproar:
Video after the jump
I used to think Britney was just a train wreck all on her own, but after these pictures, I’m not sure she had anything to do with it. Seems that everything Justin Timberlake dates turns into….a mess. Though we still like his music, he has single-handedly destroyed the once hot Jessica Biel, who now looks sadly like a Keebler Elf.
Hot Jessica Biel:

The Jessica Biel recently spotting walking the dog with Justin, and sharing a residence:

What happened?
Naomi Campbell is at it again – kicking ass and taking names. First it was a charge in Toronto for beating an assistant in 1998, then it was throwing a cellphone at an assistant in 2003, more recently it was throwing a cellphone and cracking her housekeeper in the face (requiring staples). Today, she plead guilty to assaulting two police officers at an airport in London.
I’m thinking those anger management classes aren’t working….
Amy Winehouse collapsed suddenly about 4 days ago, and physicians are supposedly still doing more “tests” to see what is going on and if she can be released from the hospital. Now, I’m no medical professional, but my gut tells me that cocaine (and possibly her eating disorder) has something suspicious to do with all of this.
I know, I know…just call me Dr. Amazing.

While she’s there, Dr. Amazing also recommends a few teeth.
Camila Alves should have known better. If you want to have fun sex and you don’t want to get pregnant, do a chick (duh..). While she is pregnant with the lovechild of non-deodorant-wearing Matt McConaughey, he was partying it up in Nicaragua and…according to Star Magazine, her boyfriend was quite intoxicated and hitting on everything that crossed his path.
Here’s a picture of the loving father-to-be:
Camila, you may not be very smart, but you are welcome to join our team.