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Although girl-on-girl action is fantastic for many reasons like not having to concern yourself with birth control…it also isn’t going to get you pregnant should you want to bear a little one with your chick.

Fear not, the Grrlplanet writer is not becoming all mushy on you…but after this concept, it pushed me into brief consideration of childbearing..which, who knows, maybe I’ll do oneday. The Daily Mail is reporting a new movement in childbirth – orgasmic birth – which is really, really odd to me…since no woman I know who has given birth, has ever given me the indication that it was pleasurable:

‘The pressure of the baby’s head against the walls of the vagina, and the fanning out of the tissues as the head descends, bring for some women an unexpected sensation of sexual arousal, even of ecstasy.’

They compare the experience to penetration (although a HUGE child is likely not the same), and say that you should “set the mood” during childbirth to be an intimate, romantic experience. Is this weird to anyone else?

Now that I think about it, I never wanted to picture my Mom giving birth to me (certainly not conceiving me) – and with this? It’s like scarring a child for life right from the beginning.

If you’re a mom (and even if you’re not) feel free to weigh in on this…

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Here is your anatomy lesson for today, disturbing as it is, courtesy of totallylookslike.com…a fun new site I’ve been a’ browsin’. Here, as you can see (in my professor voice), a shark’s brain looks remarkably like a female’s reproductive system!

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Lesbians have gotten a bad rap for their style. Believe me, I understand why. Although I’ve seen some chicks with rockin’ style, I’ve also seen my share of fashion nightmares. Hey, we may be gay girls, but at least we don’t wear these.

Thank geekologie.com for this gem. They’re $260 per ear, and yes, they’re real.

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This is the most interesting story I’ve read today…but in the Science section of The Independent, it is hypothesized that the famous serial killer of London might not have been a dude afterall:

“The notorious serial killer who stalked London’s East End, butchering prostitutes and terrorising the population, may not have been Jack the Ripper – but Jill.

An Australian scientist has used swabs from letters supposedly sent to police by the Ripper to build a partial DNA profile of the killer. The results suggest that the person who murdered and mutilated at least five women from 1888 onwards may have been a woman.”

There are a few reasons for this theory. One is that the 5th victim was reportedly “seen” by witnesses hours after her death (which could have been the killer in her clothes), and the most obvious reason for the theory is the DNA evidence that has been recently tapped. A professor of molecular and forensic diagnostics found that DNA evidence from stamps, etc…were “inconclusive” as to the gender and possibly a woman.

Culture usually assumes that only men have the potential for such violence…but women, sexy and gentle we can be, should never be underestimated.

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Well, it isn’t long into the new year, and already, there are numerous UFO sightings being reported in Cornwall, UK. According to The Sun, the sightings had started on Dec 29th with a flood of people calling them in and had folks calling from all over the country through the new year.

A witness reportedly said, “I have never believed in UFOs before but after seeing that I think there might be something in them. There was no way this was an airplane or something like that. It was really weird and we all saw it.”

UFOs really freak me out. I know it makes no sense. I picture aliens peaking in my windows, abducting me, implanting me with a weird alien baby (did anyone else see “the V?”), or just taking weird scoops from my body to be used for some kind of experiment. In truth, I think there has to be something out there that really exists aside from us humans..and that’s what makes it worse – that it could be true…and I think they might look like this:

Yes, I’m that paranoid…how about you? Ever seen a UFO? Believe in Aliens?

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