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It has long been talked about that Mischa Barton may have a serious substance abuse problem. She’s had her share of terrible pictures. But, my God, what is happening with her face? The wonky eye, the pupils as big as a pin. Is this what drugs do to you? They should hand these out to children. It’s the best “say not to drugs” campaign poster I could think of.  Just try not to dream about this image…TRY IT!

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These two chicks obviously have never kissed a girl in their lives.

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Oh Serena, strap those things down!

by Jul on March 31, 2009 · 3 comments

You see it all the time, don’t you? The unwieldy breasts of the exercising woman running on the trail…on the treadmill at the gym…and now, the grandmama of them all – Serena Williams. My God.

If she’s not more careful, she’s going to have breasts down to her knees very, very soon.

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Although girl-on-girl action is fantastic for many reasons like not having to concern yourself with birth control…it also isn’t going to get you pregnant should you want to bear a little one with your chick.

Fear not, the Grrlplanet writer is not becoming all mushy on you…but after this concept, it pushed me into brief consideration of childbearing..which, who knows, maybe I’ll do oneday. The Daily Mail is reporting a new movement in childbirth – orgasmic birth – which is really, really odd to me…since no woman I know who has given birth, has ever given me the indication that it was pleasurable:

The pressure of the baby’s head against the walls of the vagina, and the fanning out of the tissues as the head descends, bring for some women an unexpected sensation of sexual arousal, even of ecstasy.’

They compare the experience to penetration (although a HUGE child is likely not the same), and say that you should “set the mood” during childbirth to be an intimate, romantic experience. Is this weird to anyone else?

Now that I think about it, I never wanted to picture my Mom giving birth to me (certainly not conceiving me) – and with this? It’s like scarring a child for life right from the beginning.

If you’re a mom (and even if you’re not) feel free to weigh in on this…

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Crazy Lesbian, Exhibit A.

by Jul on March 18, 2009 · 3 comments

Sometimes, lesbians get a bad rap for no reason….but not this time. Even when it’s one of our own, they can be downright crazy – and here’s a prime example of a woman you would NOT want to date. According to news.com.au,

“Stephanie Lighten, 26, allegedly threw Jennifer Lighten, 33, on a couch in the couple’s home in Pittsfield, Massachusetts and threatened to impregnate her with “a turkey baster” filled with semen from Stephanie’s brother.”

The woman was supposedly drunk, and broke down a bathroom door to get to this chick. Thankfully, she is being arrested and charged with domestic assault. The partner did not want to press rape charges…

So, the next time you think a simple squabble with your gf is terrible – give her a kiss and remember, there is a lot worse out there.

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A comparison that might surprise you!

by Jul on March 10, 2009 · 1 comment

Here is your anatomy lesson for today, disturbing as it is, courtesy of totallylookslike.com…a fun new site I’ve been a’ browsin’. Here, as you can see (in my professor voice), a shark’s brain looks remarkably like a female’s reproductive system!

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Golden elf ears: A terrible accessory.

by Jul on January 21, 2009 · 2 comments

Lesbians have gotten a bad rap for their style. Believe me, I understand why. Although I’ve seen some chicks with rockin’ style, I’ve also seen my share of fashion nightmares. Hey, we may be gay girls, but at least we don’t wear these.

Thank geekologie.com for this gem. They’re $260 per ear, and yes, they’re real.

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This is the most interesting story I’ve read today…but in the Science section of The Independent, it is hypothesized that the famous serial killer of London might not have been a dude afterall:

“The notorious serial killer who stalked London’s East End, butchering prostitutes and terrorising the population, may not have been Jack the Ripper – but Jill.

An Australian scientist has used swabs from letters supposedly sent to police by the Ripper to build a partial DNA profile of the killer. The results suggest that the person who murdered and mutilated at least five women from 1888 onwards may have been a woman.”

There are a few reasons for this theory. One is that the 5th victim was reportedly “seen” by witnesses hours after her death (which could have been the killer in her clothes), and the most obvious reason for the theory is the DNA evidence that has been recently tapped. A professor of molecular and forensic diagnostics found that DNA evidence from stamps, etc…were “inconclusive” as to the gender and possibly a woman.

Culture usually assumes that only men have the potential for such violence…but women, sexy and gentle we can be, should never be underestimated.

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