Well, it isn’t long into the new year, and already, there are numerous UFO sightings being reported in Cornwall, UK. According to The Sun, the sightings had started on Dec 29th with a flood of people calling them in and had folks calling from all over the country through the new year.
A witness reportedly said, “I have never believed in UFOs before but after seeing that I think there might be something in them. There was no way this was an airplane or something like that. It was really weird and we all saw it.”
UFOs really freak me out. I know it makes no sense. I picture aliens peaking in my windows, abducting me, implanting me with a weird alien baby (did anyone else see “the V?”), or just taking weird scoops from my body to be used for some kind of experiment. In truth, I think there has to be something out there that really exists aside from us humans..and that’s what makes it worse – that it could be true…and I think they might look like this:
Yes, I’m that paranoid…how about you? Ever seen a UFO? Believe in Aliens?
If you don’t think it still happens, let this serve as a sad reminder.
According to the Edge.com, A woman in a San Francisco suburb was gang raped by 4 men…for 45 minutes…and left naked while they stole her car. Why? Because she was a lesbian. It was reported that they made many anti-lesbian remarks.
Just take a moment of silence today on her behalf, and hope that that they find those who perpetrated this crime.
I love vodka, but no matter how intoxicated I get, I’m never having sex with a robot….even if she does have a great rack.
It is reported that Greyhound buses recently scrapped this ad campaign…why? Oh, the BEHEADING that happened on a Greyhound bus recently by a seatmate of a passenger that was sleeping.
Yeah, I’m never riding a bus again.
Aside from the soft skin, the curves, and the…well…unmentionables of getting down with a woman…there might be yet another reason you and your girlfriend seem like the horniest gals on the block.
The small little tablet, known as “the pill,” taken daily, has been linked to a “significantly lower sex drive”, according to the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Taking this pill alone can lead to “less sexual interest, arousal and activity” according to Dr. Northrup. No wonder so many hetero women are grumpy. The sad thing is…these effects can last even after you stop taking it!
This is not to say that some women still shouldn’t take the pill, for whatever reason. However, if you take it and find yourself “not in the mood” or losing interest…and your girlfriend is hot…it’s something to certainly talk to your doctor about.
Everyone should get some.
Ashlee Simpson:
Humpty Dumpty:
What Pete doesn’t realize is that the baby doesn’t come out having all the plastic surgery that the mom has had….so look out. Poor thing.
If I had to choose who I’d want to be the mom of my kid of these two, it’d easily be Humpty. Yeah, he falls a lot, but doesn’t he seem happy? (and way more smart).
Wisconsin couples that marry in California, could face criminal penalties when they arrive home. The penalty is up to 9 months in prison, $10,000 or both. It’s an old law on the books originally made to prevent youths from marrying elsewhere, but could be applied to same-sex couples according to 365gay.com.
LGBT groups are warning their citizens that they could face penalties if they marry in California.
Can you believe this?
While prison sex may be hot on television, I’m thinking that I’d get stuck with that chick with the homemade face tattoos they call “tiny.”
I used to love riding in the grocery cart while my mom made the weekly trip. I think I was five. The only bad thing was that I had to ride in the top (and stick my legs through the holes), and we had to leave the cart at the store.
Stupid Celebrities, they get all the perks.
