Of course, not literally…that would leave her horrified (and you dead). So, the next best thing is a replica that she can eat!
It’s the gummy anatomical heart. Is my gf the luckiest lady on earth or what!?
Have a great V-day, everyone.
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stuff you need
I don’t know why you’d be interested…but here’s what you’d find:
1. Wonder Woman Pez Dispenser – with Pez in it…at all times. The fun part? It comes out of her neck!
2. Dead Man Pen holder
3. A stripper pole
okay…that one isn’t true…but there have been serious “talks” about getting one. If we do, I’ll be sure to keep you posted.
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According to CBS, Google launched free software (called Latitude) Wednesday that lets you track your friends using their cellphones. This kind of gives me the creeps because it invariably means your crazy ex-gf (s) could possibly find you….can you imagine? The product manager for Google, Steve Lee describes how it works:
“Latitude” is being marketed as a tool that could help parents keep tabs on their children’s locations, but it can be used for anyone to find anyone else, assuming permission is given.
“What Google Latitude does is allow you to share that location with friends and family members, and likewise be able to see friends and family members’ locations.”
While I think it could be a great safety feature for children, I don’t like it one bit. Your thoughts? (and your phone number?)
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If this is real, I know what I want for breakfast…although frying might be a problem. Thanks to foundshit.com for this one….who knew this gem existed? And so close to Valentine’s day!
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If you spend all day on your computer, you need the “note toaster.” It’s a toaster that you hook up to your USB port and burns in messages on your bread while it toasts it to perfection, reports geekologie.com.
The thing is, you can’t really put jelly on it, or it kind of defeats the point. So, if you eat it buttered, plain, or just want a toast-messenger, this might be your kind of gadget.
I can just see it now. I leave a toast on my bosses’ seat with choice words, random toasts outside, break up with someone by handing them a toast, and I can even toast one for my dog and tell her how much I love her even though she won’t understand it. So many possibilities!
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The perfect (and most annoying) gift has arrived. The rocket launcher alarm clock.
This thing rocks my world. According to the website, instead of beeping when it’s time to get up, it begins a vocal countdown. If you don’t turn it off, you create “lift-off,” where the rocket will launch and an alarm will beep continually until you get out of bed, find the rocket, and put the rocket back into its place. Don’t worry about it damaging your stuff either, the rocket has a soft tip.
Now, if I could only get that rocket to double as a “pleasure gadget,” this would be a steal for $25.
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I own a pair of Kenneth Cole glasses, but that’s as far as I’ve ever gone with this brand. After seeing this print ad, I’m starting to think I should wear those glasses more…if only as a show of support (and to actually see 14 ft. in front of my face).
Here’s the ad…you know, where we seem “normal” and everything….
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I’m always up for a little fun…but some of the stuff offered as “christmas lingerie” is just creepy. I don’t want to be an elf. I don’t want to be a Santa. Nobody wants to have sex with either of those two, and if they do, they clearly aren’t the right woman for me.
These are prime examples of what’s out there:
This is likely what I’ll get:
I usually love Intimissimi (an italian line that Victoria’s Secret sells now at some stores), but it seems Victoria’s Secret itself might just do this year. I know. It’s not red, but it also doesn’t look ridiculous, and I figure I’ll surprise her when she gets home from work. It has little crystals woven in tastefully, so I guess that’s festive. Maybe I’ll top it with a Santa hat.
TMI?
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