Tila Tequila has made me want to vomit for a very long time. I wasn’t sure why. The annoying voice? The “convenient” bisexuality? The desperate fame-seeking? Perhaps, my friends. But, it wasn’t until she revealed her implanted grapefruits that I realized truly what a sad figure she is. Let me be clear. There are many women out there who have great implants…she just isn’t one of them.
I’d rather get it on with two softballs taped to a cardboard cutout that I can draw a face on.


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Yep, I’m with you on that. She’s full of yuck.
How bizarre! I just commented on my blog about getting you a tequila. What are the chances?
Ugh. She is just the exact definition of why I don’t trust most “bisexual” girls.
Is it a requirement now that after you have a dating show you go and get HUGE fake tata’s?
She looks like a blow up doll.
is it true that she is or might be dating billy corgan?
Thea great