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Truth: Eating P***y = Life Balance

by Jul on July 15, 2008 · 4 comments

Since hooking up with Samatha Ronson Lindsay has:

1. Not been photographed pantiless; 
2. Actually shown up on time at her required jobs/ interviews; and
3. Not been lifelessly escorted out of a club.

And in an irony that could only exist in Hollywood- the most normal thing Lindsay has ever done was find her way to our team.

The media is running out of news to print about the formerly-troubled now, nearly domesticated, starlette. Proving our theory: Chicks make Chicks stable (when they’re not making us insane).

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Kate July 15, 2008 at 6:32 pm

I think Samantha Ronson stole my mom’s pants.

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Kelly July 16, 2008 at 4:22 pm

That would be Lindsey with your mom’s pants

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Kate July 20, 2008 at 6:42 pm

That’s Lindsay’s assistant!

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Muppet July 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm

I wish Ronson would take that bloody hat off! Is she bald? Does the hair come with the hat? Intriguing…

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