Since hooking up with Samatha Ronson Lindsay has:
1. Not been photographed pantiless;
2. Actually shown up on time at her required jobs/ interviews; and
3. Not been lifelessly escorted out of a club.
And in an irony that could only exist in Hollywood- the most normal thing Lindsay has ever done was find her way to our team.
The media is running out of news to print about the formerly-troubled now, nearly domesticated, starlette. Proving our theory: Chicks make Chicks stable (when they’re not making us insane).


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I think Samantha Ronson stole my mom’s pants.
That would be Lindsey with your mom’s pants
That’s Lindsay’s assistant!
I wish Ronson would take that bloody hat off! Is she bald? Does the hair come with the hat? Intriguing…