I encourage you to participate in the program above…but if not, according to MSNBC.com, there are a lot of incentives to vote this year. Yeah, it’s your “civic duty” and all that, but Babeland is offering free sex toys if you present your “I voted” sticker at their stores in New York, LA, or Seattle. It makes civil duty a lot less bland. For guys, there is a self-pleasuring sleeve (retail $20) and for girls they are offering a silver bullet (retail $15). Which is pretty darn cool. I’m thinking of trying to get both…although I am not yet sure how I will use the sleeve, it seems interesting. Maybe my wrist?
But…if sex toys aren’t your thing (are you in the right blog?), or you don’t live in any of those cities listed above, some Starbucks are offering free coffee, and some Krispy Kreme stores and Ben & Jerry’s are all running similar promotions. Heck, some local pubs are even offering free beer.
So basically, all we’re saying is that even if you hate voting, hate your choices, or don’t care at all…at least do it for the free stuff…..or the orgasm.
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Voted!
Beer, Sex Toy, Orgasm here I c..
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BAHAHAHAHAHHA brilliant! lol
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I absentee voted and, as a result, I don’t have a damn “I Voted” sticker.
I feel just like I did when I was the only one without ashes on my forehead on Ashe Wednesday when I worked at the *overwhelmingly Catholic* Massachusetts house of reps.
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Talk about a voter incentive!
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Damn! I want a silver bullet!! I wish I lived in one of those cities! No on prop H8!
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I voted mail in….
This tempted me to steal…er…borrow this nice senior citizen lady’s stickr who was standing behind me in line at starbucks (had already paid for my coffee..motherfuckinggoaddamnit o well) as I read ur blog from my phone. The thought of trying to explain why I needed the stickr amused me (couldn’t use the coffee excuse) but….I resisted and went and bought some new sex toys anyway…
free or not….it was worth it ;)
Although some free ben and jerry’s would have been a nice after orgasm treat!! (or before…or during)
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